








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 429 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3885 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4289 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3136 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3269 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,837,593 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LFE - el diablo x22 | 64% | 70 |
| #2 | LFE-Yussi4 | 61% | 49 |
| #3 | ZywOo | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | Luxlas | 59% | 54 |
| #5 | Sky___? | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxlas | 16 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | JoS | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | LFE - Washi | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | LFE-Shadow | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | HoG-R3doX | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoS | 389 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | DiD | 271 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | HoG-R3doX | 255 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | LFE-Shadow | 197 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | EtaTatataTA | 181 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxlas | +3.42 | 94 | 36 |
| #2 | LFE - el diablo x22 | +3.05 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | Sky___? | +2.03 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | LFE - Washi | +1.78 | 78 | 45 |
| #5 | flashleo | +1.42 | 59 | 53 |





