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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 183 | 11% |
| Smokes | 58 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 998 | 62% |
| Molotovs | 374 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $301,461 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | 40% | 10 |
| #2 | 550peek | 40% | 55 |
| #3 | laden123 | 40% | 81 |
| #4 | 0ddz | 33% | 36 |
| #5 | ็k | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 550peek | 40% | 55 |
| #3 | laden123 | 40% | 81 |
| #4 | 0ddz | 33% | 36 |
| #5 | ็k | 13% | 8 |
| #6 | Njargin | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laden123 | 20 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | 0ddz | 17 | 0.0223 |
| #3 | molecule | 6 | 0.0299 |
| #4 | ็k | 6 | 0.0333 |
| #5 | 550peek | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 550peek | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | 0ddz | 32 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | ็k | 23 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | molecule | 18 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | laden123 | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็k | +4.45 | 81 | 32 |
| #2 | Njargin | +2.08 | 61 | 28 |
| #3 | molecule | +0.59 | 93 | 48 |
| #4 | laden123 | -0.72 | 24 | 13 |
| #5 | 550peek | -0.73 | 25 | 27 |





