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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




131 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3019 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1638 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1791 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1703 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,546,271 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 457 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slugger | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | molecule | 49% | 67 |
| #3 | Njargin | 43% | 70 |
| #4 | aim | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slugger | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | molecule | 49% | 67 |
| #3 | Njargin | 43% | 70 |
| #4 | aim | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | slugger | 7 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | Njargin | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | aim | 4 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molecule | 158 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Njargin | 77 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | slugger | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | aim | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ็k | +2.84 | 78 | 43 |
| #2 | aim | +1.33 | 80 | 40 |
| #3 | slugger | +0.66 | 79 | 43 |
| #4 | molecule | -0.74 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | Njargin | -0.96 | 53 | 32 |





