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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 242 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 265 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 351 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $192,501 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 500VenturePeek | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | laden123 | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | 380moggerpeek | 33% | 36 |
| #4 | 550peek | 30% | 20 |
| #5 | Njargin | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | laden123 | 33% | 30 |
| #3 | 380moggerpeek | 33% | 36 |
| #4 | 550peek | 30% | 20 |
| #5 | Njargin | 20% | 5 |
| #6 | ็k | 0% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laden123 | 7 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | 380moggerpeek | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | 550peek | 4 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | ็k | 4 | 0.0268 |
| #5 | 500VenturePeek | 2 | 0.0370 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 550peek | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | ็k | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | 380moggerpeek | 10 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Njargin | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | 500VenturePeek | 5 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Njargin | +5.98 | 66 | 25 |
| #2 | ็k | +4.61 | 74 | 31 |
| #3 | 500VenturePeek | +2.21 | 40 | 48 |
| #4 | 0ddz | -0.51 | 34 | 33 |
| #5 | laden123 | -1.36 | 20 | 18 |





