








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6314 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5373 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4260 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3191 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,832,504 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obamasexgaming2003 | 64 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | zinedine biscuit | 59 | 0.0219 |
| #3 | gamberge | 51 | 0.0147 |
| #4 | diver6ty | 31 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | redd | 24 | 0.0087 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | obamasexgaming2003 | 1191 | 0.19 | 24 min |
| #2 | diver6ty | 842 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | #A24 Xx_Oh Ziic_xX | 541 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #4 | no Zoom. Professionals. | 380 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | gamberge | 373 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver6ty | +8.27 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | gamberge | +4.25 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | obamasexgaming2003 | +3.31 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | escortgirl - NSCP | +1.94 | 50 | 67 |
| #5 | redd | +1.43 | 58 | 52 |





