








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 155 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




182 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,570 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11844 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9492 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9707 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8527 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,334,682 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver6ty | 63% | 363 |
| #2 | escortgirl - NSCP | 60% | 128 |
| #3 | #A24 Xx_Oh Ziic_xX | 59% | 167 |
| #4 | mikeart405 | 58% | 315 |
| #5 | redd | 54% | 242 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver6ty | 46 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | redd | 41 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | escortgirl - NSCP | 32 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | no Zoom. Professionals. | 25 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | mikeart405 | 21 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver6ty | 1376 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | #A24 Xx_Oh Ziic_xX | 754 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #3 | mikeart405 | 671 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #4 | redd | 577 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | no Zoom. Professionals. | 562 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diver6ty | +6.98 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | obamasexgaming2003 | +1.24 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | escortgirl - NSCP | +0.73 | 53 | 65 |
| #4 | redd | +0.24 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | #A24 Xx_Oh Ziic_xX | +0.07 | 58 | 66 |





