








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 181 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7125 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4685 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4197 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3974 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,068 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | 57% | 107 |
| #2 | Xq1yz | 53% | 221 |
| #3 | DanSahne | 52% | 190 |
| #4 | Speedykokki YT | 52% | 128 |
| #5 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 51% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanSahne | 612 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 534 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #3 | Speedykokki YT | 247 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Leo | 204 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Xq1yz | 197 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | +3.18 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Domi | +1.45 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | Xq1yz | +0.86 | 76 | 53 |
| #4 | iwnl ✪Maxim | +0.42 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | DanSahne | +0.39 | 69 | 71 |





