








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3699 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4129 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4120 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4024 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,323 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | 58% | 118 |
| #2 | Leo | 58% | 116 |
| #3 | Xq1yz | 56% | 206 |
| #4 | RumoMax | 56% | 115 |
| #5 | DanSahne | 53% | 325 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Domi | 52% | 128 |
| #7 | moopsi | 51% | 45 |
| #8 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 50% | 209 |
| #9 | Tauli | 46% | 35 |
| #10 | 𝓦𝓪𝓥𝓮𝓩 | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xq1yz | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | DanSahne | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Domi | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | RumoMax | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanSahne | 1058 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 884 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #3 | RumoMax | 499 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | Domi | 428 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | Leo | 244 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | +1.78 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | Aaron | +1.07 | 74 | 67 |
| #3 | iwnl ✪Maxim | +0.90 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Speedykokki YT | +0.45 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | Xq1yz | +0.37 | 77 | 52 |





