








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Faceit | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10818 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6220 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 11253 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 8106 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,796,557 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 678 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | yurghurrrt | 62% | 79 |
| #3 | Xq1yz | 52% | 115 |
| #4 | Domi | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | DanSahne | 50% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DanSahne | 50% | 244 |
| #6 | Speedykokki YT | 50% | 209 |
| #7 | RumoMax | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | moopsi | 36% | 44 |
| #9 | Tauli | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yurghurrrt | 20 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Speedykokki YT | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Domi | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Xq1yz | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | DanSahne | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanSahne | 880 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | Domi | 471 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | Speedykokki YT | 464 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | RumoMax | 187 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Leo | 130 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo | +2.53 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | iwnl ✪Maxim | +1.13 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | Xq1yz | +0.34 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | Speedykokki YT | +0.25 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | DanSahne | +0.06 | 67 | 72 |





