








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2427 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1841 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2112 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,297 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | 63% | 115 |
| #2 | Speedykokki YT | 56% | 115 |
| #3 | DanSahne | 48% | 107 |
| #4 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | Leo | 45% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | DanSahne | 48% | 107 |
| #4 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 47% | 43 |
| #5 | Leo | 45% | 110 |
| #6 | Xq1yz | 43% | 95 |
| #7 | Domi | 37% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xq1yz | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Speedykokki YT | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Aaron | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Domi | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DanSahne | 339 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Aaron | 230 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Leo | 206 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Speedykokki YT | 197 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | iwnl ✪Maxim | 150 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aaron | +1.49 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Leo | +0.91 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Speedykokki YT | +0.89 | 56 | 66 |
| #4 | DanSahne | -0.39 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Xq1yz | -0.44 | 72 | 55 |





