








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 714 | 22% |
| Smokes | 803 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 718 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1016 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $578,329 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | john f kennedy | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | ynivan | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | fijiwater | 55% | 127 |
| #4 | Hollow Frost | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | Ryderbest | 53% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | phycast | 50% | 24 |
| #7 | hilts | 43% | 53 |
| #8 | Rat Cube | 42% | 19 |
| #9 | doctor sex | 38% | 13 |
| #10 | Sphinx. | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fijiwater | 31 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | hilts | 11 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Hollow Frost | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | ynivan | 8 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | john f kennedy | 8 | 0.0230 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fijiwater | 216 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ryderbest | 166 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | hilts | 113 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hollow Frost | 63 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | doctor sex | 31 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fijiwater | +6.65 | 76 | 51 |
| #2 | doctor sex | +4.53 | 72 | 59 |
| #3 | Ryderbest | +3.04 | 49 | 37 |
| #4 | Sphinx. | +0.90 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Hollow Frost | -1.02 | 62 | 36 |





