








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 974 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




204 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
19123 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18235 | 35% |
| Smokes | 13383 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7432 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 12339 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,080,684 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1431 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FIXI HARTMANN | 55% | 162 |
| #2 | ツ | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | Knuti92 | 52% | 162 |
| #4 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | iNye | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Mobiwan | 49% | 303 |
| #10 | rji | 49% | 160 |
| #11 | Keter23 | 47% | 334 |
| #12 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | 45% | 114 |
| #13 | ❥ | 37% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mobiwan | 40 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | rji | 38 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Towelie4L | 37 | 0.0116 |
| #4 | Breakbeat Bandit ☭ | 31 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | ツ | 26 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rji | 777 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #2 | Breakbeat Bandit ☭ | 653 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | FIXI HARTMANN | 501 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #4 | O'block member .223 | 436 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #5 | Mobiwan | 412 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rji | +4.47 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | +3.56 | 87 | 52 |
| #3 | O'block member .223 | +2.76 | 86 | 53 |
| #4 | ツ | +2.35 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | +1.85 | 86 | 48 |





