








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2646 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3689 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2920 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3864 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,544,117 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNye | 57% | 92 |
| #2 | FIXI HARTMANN | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | AlteAufVierBeinen | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Towelie4L | 51% | 149 |
| #5 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | 50% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2DMZ3 | 804 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | O'block member .223 | 389 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #3 | FIXI HARTMANN | 296 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | iNye | 227 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Towelie4L | 225 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | (mapclean9rs) GreGo | +3.55 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | O'block member .223 | +2.83 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | Ronnie Skywalker -SWFC- | +1.82 | 87 | 50 |
| #4 | 2DMZ3 | +1.63 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | FIXI HARTMANN | +1.51 | 68 | 41 |





