








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2691 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2016 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2350 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 418 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,256 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNye | 62% | 45 |
| #2 | ^313^ | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | 2DMZ3 | 55% | 162 |
| #4 | ツ | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Mobiwan | 53% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2DMZ3 | 602 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Mobiwan | 136 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | iNye | 126 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | ツ | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Towelie4L | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ | +3.14 | 64 | 58 |
| #2 | FIXI HARTMANN | +1.74 | 71 | 45 |
| #3 | 2DMZ3 | +1.60 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | iNye | +1.12 | 78 | 63 |
| #5 | Mobiwan | +1.01 | 68 | 44 |





