








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,437 | |
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7357 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6168 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7420 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7393 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,214 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 512 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arma2 | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | Hatalöven1888 | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | hög??? | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | nibban | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | GG Sebbelito | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SvenTheSkull | 43% | 35 |
| #9 | Togepi Benny | 41% | 96 |
| #10 | !Doxhana | 40% | 42 |
| #11 | RoseDev | 38% | 37 |
| #12 | ¿mn | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | 15 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Hatalöven1888 | 12 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | Arma2 | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | berre | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | ¿mn | 5 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hög??? | 190 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | !Doxhana | 187 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #3 | Arma2 | 181 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Togepi Benny | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | nibban | 168 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berre | +4.62 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Cyrex ヅ | +3.34 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Arma2 | +2.98 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | hög??? | +2.51 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | Hatalöven1888 | +1.21 | 61 | 35 |





