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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 338 | 15% |
| Smokes | 441 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1049 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 360 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,181,778 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balabeep | +5.05 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | taiskitty | +1.64 | 49 | 43 |
| #3 | Muha Meds | +1.28 | 62 | 19 |
| #4 | Iron Chef Morimoto | +0.41 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | jewishsavior | -0.69 | 37 | 33 |





