








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 286 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3156 | 35% |
| Smokes | 632 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 3578 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1705 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,087 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777Kursd | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | Mr Inconsistent | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | cusonsofat | 40% | 80 |
| #4 | kgeo | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777Kursd | 59% | 78 |
| #2 | Mr Inconsistent | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | cusonsofat | 40% | 80 |
| #4 | kgeo | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cusonsofat | 26 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | Mr Inconsistent | 24 | 0.0364 |
| #3 | 777Kursd | 20 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | kgeo | 19 | 0.0229 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kgeo | 109 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | cusonsofat | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | 777Kursd | 93 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr Inconsistent | 89 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cusonsofat | +2.25 | 50 | 30 |
| #2 | 777Kursd | +1.90 | 60 | 33 |
| #3 | kgeo | +0.93 | 31 | 45 |
| #4 | Mr Inconsistent | +0.72 | 55 | 34 |
| #5 | Prinz Eugen | -0.63 | 35 | 53 |





