








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 744 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,612 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1718 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1971 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1572 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,270,366 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3pel1n | 66% | 93 |
| #2 | cusonsofat | 59% | 260 |
| #3 | Prinz Eugen | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | Mr Inconsistent | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3pel1n | 66% | 93 |
| #2 | cusonsofat | 59% | 260 |
| #3 | Prinz Eugen | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | Mr Inconsistent | 50% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Inconsistent | 72 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | cusonsofat | 68 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | Z3pel1n | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Prinz Eugen | 8 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr Inconsistent | 393 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | cusonsofat | 369 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Prinz Eugen | 209 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Z3pel1n | 201 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777Kursd | +2.56 | 63 | 38 |
| #2 | Z3pel1n | +1.96 | 46 | 59 |
| #3 | cusonsofat | +1.80 | 61 | 46 |
| #4 | Prinz Eugen | +0.94 | 50 | 53 |
| #5 | Mr Inconsistent | -1.05 | 42 | 38 |





