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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1556 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1453 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1176 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 778 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1012 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,195 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3pel1n | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | Prinz Eugen | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | 777Kursd | 50% | 157 |
| #4 | cusonsofat | 44% | 64 |
| #5 | zx9a | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3pel1n | 50% | 22 |
| #2 | Prinz Eugen | 50% | 38 |
| #3 | 777Kursd | 50% | 157 |
| #4 | cusonsofat | 44% | 64 |
| #5 | zx9a | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cusonsofat | 37 | 0.0308 |
| #2 | 777Kursd | 31 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | zx9a | 7 | 0.0280 |
| #4 | Z3pel1n | 3 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Prinz Eugen | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 777Kursd | 163 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | Prinz Eugen | 113 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | cusonsofat | 102 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Z3pel1n | 52 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | zx9a | 24 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3pel1n | +3.11 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | 777Kursd | +3.00 | 65 | 41 |
| #3 | cusonsofat | +2.06 | 59 | 41 |
| #4 | Prinz Eugen | +0.83 | 38 | 51 |
| #5 | Mr Inconsistent | -0.50 | 43 | 40 |





