








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2083 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 516 matches | ||
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 234 matches | ||
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8608 | 18% |
| Smokes | 13363 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 14488 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 10514 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,707,925 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pipes | +6.17 | 87 | 44 |
| #2 | lab | +3.51 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | TerpyJ Sosa | +3.28 | 76 | 75 |
| #4 | KC1N | +2.79 | 91 | 53 |
| #5 | Rami | +1.80 | 82 | 61 |





