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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1868 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1694 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2370 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,311,888 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoulStorm | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | syntaxe | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Scorecom [FIN] | 51% | 85 |
| #4 | Manmade-Me | 47% | 86 |
| #5 | Himu | 44% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luumu | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Sepi | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | idris | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | orsku | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Lamppari | 3 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P.Alvi | +2.99 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | kimeli | +1.14 | 43 | 73 |
| #3 | Luumu | +0.97 | 49 | 57 |
| #4 | syntaxe | +0.68 | 63 | 36 |
| #5 | orsku | +0.26 | 65 | 70 |





