








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 931 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1707 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 810 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,219,179 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swiiti | 50% | 30 |
| #2 | syntaxe | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Scorecom [FIN] | 46% | 57 |
| #4 | swiidi | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | idris | 44% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luumu | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | idris | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Himu | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | P.Alvi | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | orsku | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P.Alvi | +4.62 | 62 | 60 |
| #2 | swiiti | +4.47 | 62 | 67 |
| #3 | swiidi | +4.15 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | Scorecom [FIN] | +2.19 | 27 | 29 |
| #5 | syntaxe | +1.53 | 54 | 35 |





