








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 570 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4228 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8603 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5999 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6352 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4041 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,957 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | orsku | 46% | 180 |
| #9 | syntaxe | 46% | 107 |
| #10 | P.Alvi | 44% | 108 |
| #11 | kikko | 43% | 49 |
| #12 | Sepi | 41% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luumu | 27 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | idris | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Manmade-Me | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | orsku | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | P.Alvi | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swiidi | +5.22 | 71 | 61 |
| #2 | swiiti | +3.50 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | P.Alvi | +3.17 | 62 | 57 |
| #4 | Luumu | +1.85 | 64 | 54 |
| #5 | Scorecom [FIN] | +0.90 | 23 | 25 |





