








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2839 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,045 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1097 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1309 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2952 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1687 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,428 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1701 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 49% | 68 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 48% | 164 |
| #4 | Scorpion [M] | 45% | 240 |
| #5 | Addereum | 44% | 368 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lakeシ | 49% | 68 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 48% | 164 |
| #4 | Scorpion [M] | 45% | 240 |
| #5 | Addereum | 44% | 368 |
| #6 | Tribun | 44% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addereum | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Lakeシ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | spray | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Addereum | 660 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | Scorpion [M] | 179 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | spray | 117 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tribun | 81 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lakeシ | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | +2.63 | 74 | 42 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | +2.01 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | +1.55 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Scorpion [M] | +1.54 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | Addereum | +0.83 | 70 | 64 |





