








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2447 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3184 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3820 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2911 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,081 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 59% | 68 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 48% | 225 |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 47% | 188 |
| #5 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 44% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lakeシ | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 48% | 225 |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 47% | 188 |
| #5 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 44% | 87 |
| #6 | Addereum | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | spray | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorpion [M] | 254 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | spray | 191 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lakeシ | 168 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 167 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Addereum | 152 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | +1.83 | 79 | 49 |
| #2 | Scorpion [M] | +0.50 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | +0.41 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | Lakeシ | +0.11 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | Tribun | -0.42 | 63 | 58 |





