








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 832 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 249 matches | ||
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5616 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3996 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8267 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5035 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6426 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,326,489 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuno | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | spray | 54% | 206 |
| #3 | Lakeシ | 52% | 264 |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 51% | 467 |
| #5 | Addereum | 50% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Lakeシ | 52% | 264 |
| #4 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 51% | 467 |
| #5 | Addereum | 50% | 117 |
| #6 | Tribun | 48% | 225 |
| #7 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 45% | 240 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lakeシ | 22 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 21 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 20 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | spray | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Tribun | 5 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 547 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 453 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | 359 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #4 | Addereum | 344 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | Tribun | 205 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | +1.82 | 81 | 47 |
| #2 | Scorpion [M] | +0.99 | 75 | 63 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | +0.86 | 62 | 52 |
| #4 | Lakeシ | +0.36 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Addereum | -0.16 | 69 | 66 |





