








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 465 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1917 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4363 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4213 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4519 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,893,665 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 53% | 210 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 51% | 467 |
| #4 | Addereum | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 48% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lakeシ | 53% | 210 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 51% | 467 |
| #4 | Addereum | 48% | 115 |
| #5 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 48% | 164 |
| #6 | Tribun | 47% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #NF #Baron von Promille | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Scorpion [M] | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | spray | 12 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Tribun | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scorpion [M] | 427 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #2 | Lakeシ | 368 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | spray | 319 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Addereum | 316 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Tribun | 176 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | +1.25 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | Scorpion [M] | +0.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #3 | B✪lTon | gt-host.de | +0.84 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | Lakeシ | +0.63 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | Addereum | -0.26 | 69 | 65 |





