








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




173 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4586 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2119 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1916 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,790,433 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 681 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sparven | 57% | 44 |
| #2 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | baby | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | Anja mogger | 51% | 103 |
| #5 | N3g3r@p@ | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nickes daddy | 93 | 0.0300 |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | 75 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | Kalastaja | 52 | 0.0392 |
| #4 | . Sweqz . | 21 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | Anja mogger | 15 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | +3.27 | 79 | 9 |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | +1.71 | 66 | 45 |
| #3 | 88.14 peek Nicke | +1.56 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | c0rner | +1.51 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | . Sweqz . | +0.81 | 59 | 50 |





