








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Wingman | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2274 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2286 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2064 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,147,562 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 47% | 161 |
| #3 | Clezmezbro | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 47% | 161 |
| #3 | Clezmezbro | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 58 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | 24 | 0.0166 |
| #3 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | 10 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 88.14 peek Nicke | 223 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | 82 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240kmph BALD peek loot..goblin | +3.84 | 78 | 14 |
| #2 | Clezmezbro | +2.35 | 62 | 42 |
| #3 | 88.14 peek Nicke | +0.59 | 75 | 44 |
| #4 | Nickes daddy | +0.17 | 66 | 44 |





