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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 801 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13591 | 37% |
| Smokes | 8754 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8247 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5682 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,181,897 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | Aina | 55% | 93 |
| #3 | Ch0 | 54% | 46 |
| #4 | qwertyPi3 | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | t0ilet_papr | 49% | 323 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | +4.54 | 70 | 72 |
| #2 | Aina | +4.04 | 72 | 74 |
| #3 | vir | +3.66 | 67 | 74 |
| #4 | qwertyPi3 | +2.36 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | mAGNETo | +0.32 | 66 | 68 |





