








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1102 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 668 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6546 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5795 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6563 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6571 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,433,263 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 493 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | Ch0 | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | YungTypa | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Banta | 55% | 44 |
| #5 | Melona | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qwertyloops | 17 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | qwertyPi3 | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | mAGNETo | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | t0ilet_papr | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | YungTypa | 8 | 0.0086 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | +4.40 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | Aina | +3.87 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | vir | +3.55 | 69 | 73 |
| #4 | Banta | +3.40 | 73 | 67 |
| #5 | qwertyPi3 | +1.64 | 72 | 63 |





