








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 482 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3788 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4934 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4015 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4924 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,859,648 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | 55% | 62 |
| #2 | YungTypa | 55% | 42 |
| #3 | Aina | 53% | 78 |
| #4 | qwertyPi3 | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | vir | 52% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BronzeChin | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | mAGNETo | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | qwertyPi3 | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | YungTypa | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | t0ilet_papr | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mAGNETo | 1096 | 0.20 | 29 min |
| #2 | BronzeChin | 1014 | 0.12 | 30 min |
| #3 | t0ilet_papr | 919 | 0.14 | 27 min |
| #4 | vir | 401 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #5 | Aina | 167 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | virrrrrrr | +4.34 | 66 | 71 |
| #2 | Aina | +4.27 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | vir | +3.77 | 71 | 73 |
| #4 | Banta | +2.28 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | qwertyPi3 | +2.26 | 75 | 63 |





