








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1876 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1354 | 58% |
| Smokes | 444 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 414 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 137 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $534,658 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob2 | 51% | 51 |
| #2 | FisermΓ€n | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | olli | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | JαΊ»fαΊ» | 42% | 226 |
| #5 | Ratatoimitusjohtaja | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | FisermΓ€n | 45% | 66 |
| #3 | olli | 44% | 39 |
| #4 | JαΊ»fαΊ» | 42% | 226 |
| #5 | Ratatoimitusjohtaja | 36% | 25 |
| #6 | bob | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JαΊ»fαΊ» | 51 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | FisermΓ€n | 21 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | bob2 | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | olli | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Ratatoimitusjohtaja | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JαΊ»fαΊ» | 501 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | FisermΓ€n | 227 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | bob2 | 202 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | bob | 85 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ratatoimitusjohtaja | 65 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob2 | +7.11 | 85 | 75 |
| #2 | bob | +6.51 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | JαΊ»fαΊ» | +1.18 | 59 | 47 |
| #4 | FisermΓ€n | +1.06 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | olli | +0.01 | 59 | 44 |





