








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3285 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1652 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1908 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2740 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1483 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $849,529 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sticky icky ricky | 51% | 116 |
| #4 | Anti tank artor | 47% | 19 |
| #5 | kaiviro | 47% | 30 |
| #6 | P Diddi | 46% | 138 |
| #7 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sticky icky ricky | 251 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | P Diddi | 154 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | pdam67 | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | kaiviro | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Anti tank artor | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im not addicted on Meth | +3.63 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | pdam67 | +2.23 | 90 | 45 |
| #3 | kaiviro | +0.36 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | sticky icky ricky | -0.95 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Anti tank artor | -1.23 | 47 | 57 |





