








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 849 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




121 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5862 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6190 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6269 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3083 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,475,980 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 793 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P Diddi | 56 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Anti tank artor | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | pdam67 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Im not addicted on Meth | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | +4.28 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Im not addicted on Meth | +3.68 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | pdam67 | +1.52 | 87 | 48 |
| #4 | sticky icky ricky | +0.50 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | Anti tank artor | -0.82 | 62 | 51 |





