








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1165 | 28% |
| Smokes | 619 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1241 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1168 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,703 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovinao | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Im not addicted on Meth | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | P Diddi | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | Jerry | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 49% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jerry | 50% | 22 |
| #5 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 49% | 67 |
| #6 | sticky icky ricky | 47% | 68 |
| #7 | GryzoniekS | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | .linkzz | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sticky icky ricky | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | P Diddi | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Jerry | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | GryzoniekS | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sticky icky ricky | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 119 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | P Diddi | 106 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Im not addicted on Meth | 66 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Jerry | 66 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Im not addicted on Meth | +3.11 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | +2.50 | 80 | 69 |
| #3 | pdam67 | +1.54 | 86 | 50 |
| #4 | Jerry | +0.81 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | Kovinao | +0.73 | 67 | 42 |





