








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Faceit | 290 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3530 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2449 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4331 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3947 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,565,709 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gregory ivor | 60% | 78 |
| #2 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 59% | 81 |
| #3 | P Diddi | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | Jerry | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | va4eto_ | 46% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Jerry | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | va4eto_ | 46% | 104 |
| #6 | qvattro | 45% | 49 |
| #7 | vacuum packed | 40% | 40 |
| #8 | Julia | 40% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gregory ivor | 15 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | va4eto_ | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Jerry | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | qvattro | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | P Diddi | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jerry | 367 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | va4eto_ | 304 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | 142 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | gregory ivor | 139 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | P Diddi | 77 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gregory ivor | +4.84 | 95 | 48 |
| #2 | va4eto_ | +2.96 | 87 | 62 |
| #3 | WillyCoco - Šnupe Coco | +1.48 | 82 | 70 |
| #4 | kaiviro | +1.42 | 87 | 49 |
| #5 | Jerry | +0.98 | 67 | 60 |





