








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,703 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5923 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6285 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4405 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4090 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,072 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 876 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigzee ♡ | 79% | 87 |
| #2 | Lexon | 75% | 85 |
| #3 | reflexx | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | nigwa | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | Sudo | 62% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lexon | 75% | 85 |
| #3 | reflexx | 72% | 39 |
| #4 | nigwa | 68% | 34 |
| #5 | Sudo | 62% | 42 |
| #6 | DxM | 58% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reflexx | 28 | 0.0369 |
| #2 | Lexon | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Gigzee ♡ | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | DxM | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Sudo | 4 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigzee ♡ | 276 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lexon | 228 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | reflexx | 175 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #4 | DxM | 144 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sudo | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigzee ♡ | +4.50 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | Lexon | +4.09 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | DxM | +3.21 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | nigwa | +1.02 | 71 | 48 |
| #5 | Sudo | +0.95 | 72 | 55 |





