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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1750 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2216 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1137 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 693 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,974 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkWarrior | 52% | 63 |
| #2 | rocketman | 49% | 160 |
| #3 | Woody | 45% | 245 |
| #4 | Jonas | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | Przemek_3784 SKINS skins.army | 43% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarkWarrior | 52% | 63 |
| #2 | rocketman | 49% | 160 |
| #3 | Woody | 45% | 245 |
| #4 | Jonas | 43% | 127 |
| #5 | Przemek_3784 SKINS skins.army | 43% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonas | 100 | 0.0390 |
| #2 | rocketman | 82 | 0.0252 |
| #3 | Woody | 48 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | DarkWarrior | 27 | 0.0206 |
| #5 | Przemek_3784 SKINS skins.army | 18 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocketman | 496 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Woody | 343 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Przemek_3784 SKINS skins.army | 324 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jonas | 276 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | DarkWarrior | 30 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rocketman | +4.44 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | Woody | +2.03 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | Jonas | +0.90 | 48 | 43 |
| #4 | DarkWarrior | +0.19 | 71 | 30 |
| #5 | geir olof | -1.31 | 38 | 34 |





