








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,344 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3723 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1881 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1738 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2002 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,624 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | 59% | 162 |
| #2 | Jokuvaan | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Johtaja rapu | 51% | 105 |
| #4 | Dessukissa | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | bsateb | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jokuvaan | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Johtaja rapu | 51% | 105 |
| #4 | Dessukissa | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | bsateb | 50% | 147 |
| #6 | Rick Grimes | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsateb | 42 | 0.0149 |
| #2 | Bogdan | 34 | 0.0119 |
| #3 | Johtaja rapu | 16 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Jokuvaan | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Dessukissa | 7 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsateb | 507 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Bogdan | 192 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Jokuvaan | 162 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dessukissa | 136 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Johtaja rapu | 43 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsateb | +3.23 | 69 | 42 |
| #2 | Rick Grimes | +1.88 | 65 | 40 |
| #3 | Dessukissa | +1.08 | 24 | 60 |
| #4 | Jokuvaan | +0.32 | 52 | 33 |
| #5 | Adolf Diddler | +0.31 | 40 | 41 |





