








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3088 | 49% |
| Smokes | 1599 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 277 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 1321 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,403 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sieni | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | 𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖓 | 60% | 101 |
| #3 | Niilob0b | 58% | 106 |
| #4 | Rick Grimes | 56% | 125 |
| #5 | Johtaja rapu | 51% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Johtaja rapu | 51% | 78 |
| #6 | Adolf Diddler | 50% | 147 |
| #7 | Jokuvaan | 50% | 56 |
| #8 | Dessukissa | 43% | 51 |
| #9 | Bogdan | 41% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | 25 | 0.0219 |
| #2 | Adolf Diddler | 17 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Johtaja rapu | 12 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | Dessukissa | 11 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | 10 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adolf Diddler | 380 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | 𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖓 | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | sieni | 157 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jokuvaan | 131 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dessukissa | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖆𝖓 | +2.54 | 74 | 41 |
| #2 | bsateb | +1.95 | 68 | 44 |
| #3 | sieni | +1.48 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | Rick Grimes | +1.02 | 61 | 44 |
| #5 | Dessukissa | -0.03 | 26 | 58 |





