








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 530 | 30% |
| Smokes | 157 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 515 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 549 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,271 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | 57% | 58 |
| #2 | Adolf Diddler | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | bsateb | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Johtaja rapu | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bogdan | 57% | 58 |
| #2 | Adolf Diddler | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | bsateb | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | Johtaja rapu | 46% | 54 |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsateb | 13 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Bogdan | 8 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Adolf Diddler | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Johtaja rapu | 4 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bsateb | 201 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Adolf Diddler | 156 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bogdan | 45 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Johtaja rapu | 17 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | +5.03 | 75 | 39 |
| #2 | bsateb | +4.04 | 68 | 43 |
| #3 | Jokuvaan | +0.67 | 51 | 32 |
| #4 | Adolf Diddler | +0.18 | 36 | 35 |
| #5 | Bogdan | -0.02 | 38 | 38 |





