








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1718 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 780 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2270 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1448 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1453 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $909,560 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoMeat | 52% | 65 |
| #2 | CamMeat | 48% | 254 |
| #3 | k1mchi | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | ZeroAirplane765 | 46% | 134 |
| #5 | kingspoder | 42% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | CamMeat | 48% | 254 |
| #3 | k1mchi | 47% | 17 |
| #4 | ZeroAirplane765 | 46% | 134 |
| #5 | kingspoder | 42% | 131 |
| #6 | Lefty | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CamMeat | 29 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | ZeroAirplane765 | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | kingspoder | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Lefty | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | KoMeat | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CamMeat | 717 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | ZeroAirplane765 | 330 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | kingspoder | 75 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lefty | 48 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | k1mchi | 25 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CamMeat | +2.00 | 51 | 72 |
| #2 | k1mchi | +1.68 | 73 | 73 |
| #3 | ZeroAirplane765 | +1.42 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | KoMeat | +0.29 | 54 | 28 |
| #5 | Lefty | -1.22 | 36 | 51 |





