








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,498 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3269 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3359 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3170 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2700 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,683 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jsses | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | Huge | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | Saaresi | 70% | 50 |
| #4 | Stifu | 66% | 35 |
| #5 | Neonos | 61% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | 192 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Saaresi | 182 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | QuGGuu | 175 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | cASTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 119 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Neonos | 77 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | +4.99 | 87 | 81 |
| #2 | Itis Wat Itis | +2.03 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | cASTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | +0.82 | 54 | 75 |
| #4 | one kebab pls | +0.73 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | Saaresi | +0.52 | 56 | 69 |





