








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 536 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 308 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7837 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8876 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7244 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7180 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,247,140 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 313 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itis Wat Itis | 70% | 50 |
| #2 | Stifu | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Zeiver | 59% | 82 |
| #4 | Samppasd | 56% | 45 |
| #5 | Jsses | 53% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khanilan | 36 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | nismob | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | ¿Que Pasa, Amigo? | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | *csw* | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khanilan | 872 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | nismob | 864 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #3 | ¿Que Pasa, Amigo? | 469 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #4 | Huge | 369 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #5 | Atkins | 327 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khanilan | +5.82 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | BOJOINGLÄSKI | +5.21 | 88 | 81 |
| #3 | Itis Wat Itis | +4.76 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Teukka | +4.48 | 82 | 71 |
| #5 | Atkins | +1.11 | 68 | 80 |





