








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 167 | 37% |
| Smokes | 160 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 37 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 87 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $72,549 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿︎ Palo Devnchenzo ♿ | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Skyfoogle | 37% | 19 |
| #3 | Shrimp | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Crawdad | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿︎ Palo Devnchenzo ♿ | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Skyfoogle | 37% | 19 |
| #3 | Shrimp | 25% | 4 |
| #4 | Crawdad | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyfoogle | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Crawdad | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | ♿︎ Palo Devnchenzo ♿ | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crawdad | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | Skyfoogle | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | ♿︎ Palo Devnchenzo ♿ | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Shrimp | 4 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿︎ Palo Devnchenzo ♿ | +1.13 | 25 | 41 |
| #2 | Skyfoogle | -0.01 | 70 | 38 |
| #3 | Mr Frenzied Sniper | -0.75 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | Crawdad | -2.61 | 27 | 43 |
| #5 | Shrimp | -2.79 | 36 | 42 |





