








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 669 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,094 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5312 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4302 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3535 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3945 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,783 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DocPaz | 65% | 34 |
| #2 | Nàlökîm | 51% | 197 |
| #3 | labricot | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Kaz | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Kaz | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | Gith@ne | 47% | 36 |
| #7 | Ƙ𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆 ♡ | 41% | 37 |
| #8 | MrSouli Tmts | 36% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nàlökîm | 16 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | lexoseb36(fr) | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Gith@ne | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lexoseb36(fr) | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | DocPaz | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | labricot | 31 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | MrSouli Tmts | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nàlökîm | 25 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nàlökîm | +3.78 | 83 | 30 |
| #2 | MrSouli Tmts | +1.25 | 81 | 44 |
| #3 | MagicNey | +0.94 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | Ƙ𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆 ♡ | +0.32 | 76 | 26 |
| #5 | labricot | -1.48 | 39 | 41 |





