








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1036 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2425 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3722 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 2904 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,151,648 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNa57 | 52% | 89 |
| #2 | DocPaz | 50% | 68 |
| #3 | MagicNey | 50% | 86 |
| #4 | Nàlökîm | 49% | 174 |
| #5 | MasterThib | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Nàlökîm | 49% | 174 |
| #5 | MasterThib | 45% | 29 |
| #6 | Kaz | 39% | 44 |
| #7 | Gith@ne | 36% | 73 |
| #8 | lexoseb36(fr) | 35% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nàlökîm | 24 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | MagicNey | 15 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | LuNa57 | 13 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | lexoseb36(fr) | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Gith@ne | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MagicNey | 281 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | LuNa57 | 216 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | lexoseb36(fr) | 161 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | DocPaz | 110 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | MasterThib | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuNa57 | +5.64 | 86 | 81 |
| #2 | Nàlökîm | +5.50 | 83 | 28 |
| #3 | MagicNey | +2.48 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | labricot | -0.64 | 43 | 41 |
| #5 | Kaz | -1.52 | 44 | 44 |





