








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3152 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6106 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 3138 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3212 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,145 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DyldoBags | 54% | 268 |
| #2 | fortnite | 52% | 470 |
| #3 | buckley | 50% | 314 |
| #4 | buster buckets | 47% | 173 |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | 47% | 189 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite | 1126 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #2 | buckley | 789 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #3 | buster buckets | 670 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #4 | DyldoBags | 618 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | 575 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite | +2.67 | 64 | 64 |
| #2 | SHAWY | +2.61 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | buster buckets | +1.26 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | buckley | +0.25 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | -0.52 | 54 | 50 |





