








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 303 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4242 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5632 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1746 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3254 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,460 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DyldoBags | 54% | 122 |
| #2 | buster buckets | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | fortnite | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | freaky gay Games | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | igeonpay | 50% | 314 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fortnite | 51% | 299 |
| #4 | freaky gay Games | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | igeonpay | 50% | 314 |
| #6 | Freakuel | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | SHAWY | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite | 38 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | igeonpay | 36 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | DyldoBags | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | freaky gay Games | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | buster buckets | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite | 707 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | buster buckets | 581 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | igeonpay | 534 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #4 | freaky gay Games | 442 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #5 | DyldoBags | 332 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite | +2.14 | 65 | 64 |
| #2 | SHAWY | +1.12 | 66 | 63 |
| #3 | buster buckets | +1.10 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | buckley | +0.67 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | freaky gay Games | -0.64 | 51 | 50 |





